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Survival for defeatists

By Regina Belmonte | October 21, 2005 - 12:00am

By the time this is published, semestral break will have struck the academe with seaside sunbathing and drunken revelry. (It is, after all, Oktoberfest.) And we, the survivors, will be drowning our post-examination...

Young Star