Array
(
    [results] => Array
        (
            [0] => Array
                (
                    [ArticleID] => 799329
                    [Title] => I want my MKV (Or the art of collecting nothing)
                    [Summary] => 
Collecting is such a bitch. I mean amassing actual things. Things with, uh, “thingness.” Things to fill the empty room you live in.
                    [DatePublished] => 2012-04-23 00:00:00
                    [ColumnID] => 133531
                    [Focus] => 0
                    [AuthorID] => 1804862
                    [AuthorName] => Igan D’Bayan
                    [SectionName] => Arts and Culture
                    [SectionUrl] => arts-and-culture
                    [URL] => 
                )

            [1] => Array
                (
                    [ArticleID] => 563208
                    [Title] => Dance the disco corrosion
                    [Summary] => 
This is a commencement address of doom.
                    [DatePublished] => 2010-04-05 00:00:00
                    [ColumnID] => 133531
                    [Focus] => 0
                    [AuthorID] => 1804862
                    [AuthorName] => Igan D’Bayan
                    [SectionName] => Arts and Culture
                    [SectionUrl] => arts-and-culture
                    [URL] => http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/5042/arts1thumb.jpg
                )

        )

)

BLACK EMPEROR

Array
(
    [results] => Array
        (
            [0] => Array
                (
                    [ArticleID] => 799329
                    [Title] => I want my MKV (Or the art of collecting nothing)
                    [Summary] => 
Collecting is such a bitch. I mean amassing actual things. Things with, uh, “thingness.” Things to fill the empty room you live in.
                    [DatePublished] => 2012-04-23 00:00:00
                    [ColumnID] => 133531
                    [Focus] => 0
                    [AuthorID] => 1804862
                    [AuthorName] => Igan D’Bayan
                    [SectionName] => Arts and Culture
                    [SectionUrl] => arts-and-culture
                    [URL] => 
                )

            [1] => Array
                (
                    [ArticleID] => 563208
                    [Title] => Dance the disco corrosion
                    [Summary] => 
This is a commencement address of doom.
                    [DatePublished] => 2010-04-05 00:00:00
                    [ColumnID] => 133531
                    [Focus] => 0
                    [AuthorID] => 1804862
                    [AuthorName] => Igan D’Bayan
                    [SectionName] => Arts and Culture
                    [SectionUrl] => arts-and-culture
                    [URL] => http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/5042/arts1thumb.jpg
                )

        )

)

abtest

I want my MKV (Or the art of collecting nothing)

By Igan D’Bayan | April 23, 2012 - 12:00am

Collecting is such a bitch. I mean amassing actual things. Things with, uh, “thingness.” Things to fill the empty room you live in.

Arts and Culture

Dance the disco corrosion

By Igan D’Bayan | April 5, 2010 - 12:00am

This is a commencement address of doom.

Arts and Culture