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BEAUTIFUL AND DAMNED

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Bitch Reading

By Celine Lopez | April 13, 2003 - 12:00am

Yes the ditz does read! I mean, with all the tragic options we’re being offered – such as mind-numbing TV shows and celluloid trash being baked by the dozen daily – leafing through a hundred and beyond...

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