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                    [ArticleID] => 376291
                    [Title] => Joy to the worst  (or assorted Christmas musings that add up to nothing)
                    [Summary] => 



Igrew up  reading Mad  magazine,  along with Jingle magazine’s Grin Page (which pretty much explains the sub-normal way I look at the world).
                    [DatePublished] => 2006-12-22 00:00:00
                    [ColumnID] => 133579
                    [Focus] => 0
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                    [AuthorName] => Igan D’Bayan
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                    [ArticleID] => 302933
                    [Title] => The wild sleep chase
                    [Summary] => 
I can’t sleep.


I try everything. I count sheep. One. Two. Three. Four thousand. After that I stop. My mind reels at the significance of owning a dream sheep farm. The money, the noise, all that sheep poop…

I feel like an inhabitant of Macondo in Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s One Hundred Years of Solitude who succumbs to the insomnia plague. Maybe if I wrote down the names and purposes of the things in my apartment I would get a good night’s sleep. For example:
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BAMBI AND THUMPER
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                    [ArticleID] => 376291
                    [Title] => Joy to the worst  (or assorted Christmas musings that add up to nothing)
                    [Summary] => 



Igrew up  reading Mad  magazine,  along with Jingle magazine’s Grin Page (which pretty much explains the sub-normal way I look at the world).
                    [DatePublished] => 2006-12-22 00:00:00
                    [ColumnID] => 133579
                    [Focus] => 0
                    [AuthorID] => 1804862
                    [AuthorName] => Igan D’Bayan
                    [SectionName] => Young Star
                    [SectionUrl] => young-star
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                    [ArticleID] => 302933
                    [Title] => The wild sleep chase
                    [Summary] => 
I can’t sleep.


I try everything. I count sheep. One. Two. Three. Four thousand. After that I stop. My mind reels at the significance of owning a dream sheep farm. The money, the noise, all that sheep poop…

I feel like an inhabitant of Macondo in Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s One Hundred Years of Solitude who succumbs to the insomnia plague. Maybe if I wrote down the names and purposes of the things in my apartment I would get a good night’s sleep. For example:
[DatePublished] => 2005-10-21 00:00:00 [ColumnID] => 133579 [Focus] => 0 [AuthorID] => 1804862 [AuthorName] => Igan D’Bayan [SectionName] => Young Star [SectionUrl] => young-star [URL] => ) ) )
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