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Con Asses: what a very apt term for the new monstrosity of a breed of pro-administration congressmen who so brashly railroaded the convening of a Constituent Assembly. But the Cons Asses can’t be all that smart. In the final analysis, I do believe they have done all of us a great favor.  


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Cons Ass is dead, Con Asses in disarray

By AS I WRECK THIS CHAIR | By AS I WRECK THIS CHAIR By William M. Esposo | December 10, 2006 - 12:00am

My, what a hasty retreat Speaker Joe de Venecia and the Con Asses just made. They were so sure of themselves last Thursday that they had the numbers. Yesterday, they looked like they were all alone. Con...

Opinion

Shenanigans

By CHASING THE WIND | By Felipe B. Miranda | September 4, 2003 - 12:00am

Filipinos may complain about lacking food – nationwide, one in three says being able to eat enough daily is an embarassingly urgent personal concern – but no one grouses about being short on fun. ...

Opinion