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By EMOTIONAL WEATHER REPORT By Jessica Zafra | September 8, 2006 - 12:00am

I always get depressed when my birthday approaches (it’s still months away, so there’s no need to console me). I don’t mean clinically depressed/catatonic/tragically sad, just listless, low- energy,...

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