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Pang-masa

October 23, 2013 | 12:00am

Patient: Magkano ang magpaface-lift?

Doctor: Complete treatment, P145000.

Patient: Ang mahal! Ano ba ang pinakamurang treatment para magmukha akong bata?

Doktor: Eto, tsupon, P20 lang! GAGO KA!

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Kriminal1: Pare, sigurado ka bang dito dadaan â€˜yung papatayin natin?

Kriminal 2: Oo, nagtataka nga ako, 1 oras na tayo dito wala parin siya!

Kriminal 1: Sana naman wlang nangyaring masama sa kanyaâ€¦.TSK TSK!!

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