JOB SEEKER. The wife of a job-seeking semi-retiree approached the publisher of a newspaper to seek his help in finding employment for her husband. The publisher suggested that he (job-seeking husband) try the job fairs being held from time to time in the city. But the wife said: "Mauwaw siya molinya uban sa ubang mga job-seekers."
EXECUTIVE. Two days later the same wife returned to the publisher and said: “Sir, mahimo ba kuno nga itudlo lang siya (husband) sa bisan unsang executive position kay cum laude man siya sa iyang pag-gradwar sa kolehiyo.†The publisher scratched his head saying: “Pasuwaya siya apply sa Customs naa roy daghang bakante nga executive positions.â€