SNAKE. A 71-year-old lady complained to an Ear informer about her neighbor's pet snake which scares her no end. "It's a big snake feasting on one whole chicken daily," she said. "Nasud sa wire cage apan nahadlok ko ug akong mga apo nga basin makabuhi."
LICENSED. The snake owner has told the old lady he has a license to keep the snake in his house. The lady said: "naay bay licensed snake? Abi kay tiguwang naman ta, ilaron tag lisensyadong bitin."
DEAD. Three days after the old lady aired her complaint, The Ear source was informed that the snake had died of still unknown cause. "Basig akoy pasanginlan ha," the old lady feared.