Gay outwits Saudi, takes cell phone

Saudi Arabian engineer Sallem Alburj could not accept the fact that he lost his cell phone to a gay commercial sex worker.

Absolutely upset over what happened, Alburj punched a hole in the wall of Police Precinct 6 in Makati City while he was reporting the incident.

PO2 Arnel Noriega revealed that the incident took place Sunday at around 11:40 p.m. along Makati Avenue in front of the Manila Peninsula Hotel.

Alburj was walking along Makati Avenue when a "lady" came up to him and asked to us his cell phone.

The Arab agreed and as soon as he handed over his phone, the suspect, known only as a certain "Wendy," took off and boarded a taxi waiting several yards away.

At the precinct, the policemen observed that Alburj was upset and when he was informed that the lady was actually a man, he completely blew his top and punched a hole right through the thin wall with his fist.

According to Noriega, the truth behind the suspect was revealed by another transvestite identified as Danilo Valdez alias "Diane" who claimed that he saw the incident.

Alburj, who is said to be working for the Saudi royal family, promised to shoulder the repair of the precinct’s wall. – Marvin Sy