Stone fox

Crystal castles: Amethyst stones by Stoneriver (left) and Milk or Honey (right).  (right) Rolling stone: Caged rose quartz by Stoneriver  

One step shy of cleansing your room by burning sage, take a dip into New Age territory with the revival of the ever-so-Instagram-friendly crystal pendant. Once steeped in a shroud of ballyhooed mysticism, it’s become the accessory of choice for the perennially ‘90s-obsessed Millennial who holds a Tumblr-driven reverence for anything to do with the decade of Winona and Johnny (or Kate and Johnny, depending on which camp you belong to).

Agate, quartz, druzy, lapis lazuli, turquoise — there’s no shortage of healing crystals to cure whatever ails you. Everything from heartbreak to social anxiety to the ill effects of a drunken night out (that would be Amethyst, FYI) are allegedly aided by the wearing of a crystal; preferably one dangling from the center of a leather choker or layered in rose gold waves over a threadbare tee. From a strictly aesthetic standpoint, the more organic, textured and roughly hewn the gemstone, the better.

A cursory YouTube sweep of the key words “Spencer Pratt Crystals” unearths my favorite, long-forgotten, pop-culture gem (sorry) in relation to topic.

“I know they’re not working,” a heavily adorned Pratt concedes, before cradling a giant rock to his forehead. “That’s why there’s hundreds on me right now.”

Photos by Cru Camara, Styling by Sam Potenciano, Photography assistants James Go and Neal Corpus, Jewelry by Milk or Honey (milkorhoney.tumblr.com) and Stoneriver (stoneriverph.tumblr.com)

 

 

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