Some people also can’t get that just because you can’t be chums like you used to be, you’re now evil. A T-1000 monster with a heart of chrome. I mean, people offer their shoulders for you to cry on when you break up with your boyfriend. But if you break up with a friend, it gets very tricky. You become the kind of person who can’t keep friends, because you’re too good for friends. People grow out of each other all the time; it’s an ugly and unsentimental fact of life. Although, like with any breakup, always make sure you’re not the jerk. Like, if you drop people because you think you’re too cool for them. Or maybe you think that they just have no place in your sleek new life.
It’s time to go back to the sandbox, because that’s probably where we belong. But in many cases, well-meaning people just lose touch and grow apart. It’s better than trying to force a friendship that is held together by the very thin twine of the past. It’s like a bad marriage.
Change, of course, can be a bad thing sometimes – just look at Paula Abdul, Tom Cruise and Jessica Simpson’s hair. But more often than not it has been kind to even fortunate folk like Nicole Richie, Christina Aguilera and my new hero, Britney Spears. Sometimes people just never change and still remain fab, like Heather Locklear, but I think she’s an isolated case.
Sometimes I bump into old classmates who say, in mid-sneer, "You’ve changed…" The less cavalier ones resort to good old-fashioned backstabbing. "Oh, she’s changed…" they confide with one another, like I’ve invented a new torture chamber that kills kittens.
Look, I never thought I would marry my high school sweetheart, as much as I would never have thought that I would be still wearing penny loafers to go out at night, unless I was in costume. Yet it’s like a dirty word: change. A friend once told me that some of our old college cohorts were discussing who had changed among our batch and who had not. You would have thought that the winners in this Dante’s Inferno version of The View would be the ones who had moved on and got themselves questionable lovers and freelance jobs. But the shape shifters of our batch were branded one by one as bitches (me included… sniff) by the panel, for the very specific and damning reason that we "had changed." My spy told me that all these girls have still been dating the same guys, have remained at the same jobs since they graduated and still wear baggy clothes (not as in volume, I mean Dawson’s Creek baggy).
So, if only to avoid being damned to wearing gross ’90s slacks, I’d rather be the bitch in Balanciaga. I mean, I’m really a completely different person now. For example, the old me never cared about clothes – fast forward to now: I literally would starve myself to buy the newest Fendi bag. Yeah, so I’m no better now than I was before, just different. But at least I don’t give in to peer pressure anymore like I used to (I was the doormat-next-door in my academic years) and cave in to eating lasagna in the afternoon or drinking regular soda instead of diet, just because everybody was doing it.
No, but really. I’m proud of every change that I have made in my life. I’m not going to apologize for who I am.
I’ll be lost in retro land anyway with the bad boyfriends in noisy cars and catty women who don’t wear nail polish. I mean, why be a Japanese spitz (a dying and endangered breed from the ’80s) when you can be au courant mixed breed like a poogle (poodle and beagle)? Change is good and don’t ever let anyone in ugly baggy slacks tell you otherwise.