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January 29, 2013 | 12:00am

MAYOR: Oy Teban, komusta ang inyong peace and order dinhi ha.

TEBAN: Wala gyuy ayo mayor, niay daghang fish, pero, wala gyuy order.

MAYOR: Pagka bright gyud, pagka bright twe.

TEBAN: Ngeeeek.

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Bugas

MAYOR: Mao na kini ang akong gisaad kaninyo, nga mohatag ko og bugas.

TEBAN: Pero, hain mang bugas mayor, sako ra man ni?

MAYOR: Giuna lang una nako ang sako, ipaulahi lang ang bugas.

TEBAN: Greeee.

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BUGAS

GIUNA

GREEEE

MAYOR

NGEEEEK

OY TEBAN

PAGKA

PERO

TEBAN

WALA

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