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January 21, 2013 | 12:00am

POLIS: Lisinsya.

DRIVER: Unsa may akong violation Sir.

POLIS: Kita ka anang traffic sign ... one way, pero misulod ka. Unsay tinagalog sa one way?

DRIVER: Isang daan.

POLIS: Mao na na, isang daan, hatag dayon.

DRIVER: Bangas ka.

Hinambugay

BATA UNO: Akong papa, naa sa simbahan, maoy mobasa.

BATA DOS: Akong papa, naa sad sa simbahan, maoy tigpakalawat.

BATA TRES: Akong sang papa, naa sa simbahan, maoy momisa.

TEBAN: Patay.

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