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Linatin

January 18, 2013 | 12:00am

GOLIAT: Teban ... gikan man gyud ka sa Rome, unsay linatin sa Ininglis nga to err is human ... and to forgive is to divine?

TEBAN: To errot is to humanot, and to porgibot is to debinot.

GOLIAT: Butangeee.

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Ungo

TEBAN: Unsa nang nagkagubot Goliat?

GOLIAT: Kuan Noy ... usa man kono na ka ungo giabat.

TEBAN: Adjunggg.

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Baboy

TEBAN: Kuyawa nako ganinang buntag Goliat?

GOLIAT: Ngano man Noy.

TEBAN: Akong baboy, mituktoga-ok.

GOLIAT: Ang amo gyung iring ... mipaghot.

TEBAN: Lahap ra sad.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeek.

ADJUNGGG

AKONG

BABOY

BUTANGEEE

GOLIAT

ININGLIS

KUAN NOY

TEBAN

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