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SITCOM - Teban ugGoliat - The Philippine Star

December 12, 2012 | 12:00am

MAMA: (nasuko) ... hastilan Teban ... wala ka ba mahibalo, nga ang imong asawa, nagdula og kayo?

TEBAN: Mama sad oy, maayo’g magician nang asawa nako.

MAMA: Grrrrr.

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Kumpisal

PARI: Hala Teban, panugid sa imong mga sala.

TEBAN: Dugay na ko nga wala makakumpisal Padre?

PARI: Usa ka tuig.

TEBAN: Lawig pa?

PARI: Duha ka tuig?

TEBAN: Lawig pa.

PARI: Tulo ka tuig?

TEBAN: Pondo na malangit ba ko Dre?

PARI: Lawig pa?

TEBAN: Purgatoryo ba Dre.

PARI: Lawig pa.

TEBAN: Impiyerno ba Dre?

PARI: Pondo na.

TEBAN: Ngeeeek.

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GRRRRR

HALA TEBAN

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KUMPISAL

LAWIG

PARI

PONDO

TEBAN

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