Abogado

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September 4, 2012 | 12:00am

GOLIAT: Noy Teban maayong laki ka gyung abogado?

TEBAN: O, Goliat, basta mapildi ko’g kaso, magpapriso ko.

GOLIAT: Kun mao kana Noy, labani ko sa akong kaso bi.

TEBAN: Unya na lang Goliat, kay bag-o pa kong napriso.

GOLIAT: Butangeeee.

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Kagbot

ROSE: (nasuko) Magbuwag ta Teban magbulag gyud ta.

TEBAN: Pero ngano man Rose? Nganong bulagan man ko nimo?

ROSE: Tungod kay kagbot kang dako, kagbot.

TEBAN: Unsay kagbot?

ROSE: Kagiron og lobot ... Kagbot.

TEBAN: Ngeeeeek.

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Abogado

BUTANGEEEE

GOLIAT

KAGBOT

KAGIRON

KUN

MAGBUWAG

NGANONG

NGEEEEEK

NOY TEBAN

PERO

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