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SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat - The Philippine Star

June 8, 2012 | 12:00am

ASAWA: Nganong gisapot ka diha Teban?

TEBAN: Kinsa may dili maglagot Saling nga gisuroy nako ang akong baligya nga sundang ... ug mosinggit ko og sundang. Nagsunod man sad si Goliat. Mosinggit sad og habol, habol, unsaon pagkahalin sa akong sundang.

ASAWA: Nganong masuko man ka nga si Goliat, naninda man sad og habol.

TEBAN: Aw, unsya.

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TEBAN: Nindot kaayo ang among balay Goliat.

GOLIAT: Hain man diay ka magpuyo Noy Teban.

TEBAN: Naa sa condom.

GOLIAT: Ha condom?

TEBAN: Condominium gud.

GOLIAT: Bayot.

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