Hey waiter.
GOLIAT: Yes Sir, unsay order sir?
TEBAN: Soup.
GOLIAT: Chicken soup o asparagus soup?
TEBAN: Soft drinks.
GOLIAT: Patay.
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Elephant
SIR: Teban pronounce elephant.
TEBAN: Elapan.
SIR: Butangig T.
TEBAN: Elepante.
SIR: Butangi.