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February 8, 2012 | 12:00am

TEBAN: Darling hapit na man gyud ko mamatay ok ra og magminyo ka og usab.

ASAWA: Isaad ko kanimo darling nga dili gyud ko magminyo og usab og mamatay ka na.

TEBAN: Naa man koy T-shirt diha ... ihatag lang na sa imong uyab.

ASAWA: Dili mahimo Darling ... large man ka, small man to siya.

TEBAN: Ngeeeek.

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TEBAN: San Pedro ... nia na man gyud mi sa langit ug sa akong asawa ... gusto nako Nyor nga ma-annul ang among kasal ug sa akong asawa.

PEDRO: Pwes paabuton nato og naay abogado nga mamatay ... pero ang problema kay walay abogado nga malangit.

TEBAN: Butangi.

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