Bisyo

SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat -

August 31, 2011 | 12:00am

GOLIAT: Noy Teban unsa man roy bisyo nimo ...haaa mao ba gihapon car jacker.

TEBAN: Dili na Goliat.

GOLIAT: Hi jacker.

TEBAN: Labaw na sang dili.

GOLIAT: Unsa na lang diay?

TEBAN: Torjacker.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeek.

* * *

Polis

TEBAN: Ginoo, intawon, nasunugan ko, hatagi tawon ko’g kwarta ... usa ka libo lang.

POLIS: Brad, niay kinyentos ohh ... polis ko nalooy ko nimo. Kinientos ra na.

TEBAN: Salamat tawon Ginoo ... pero, sa sunod nimong hatag Ginoo ... ayaw ipaagi aning polis, kay ang gipangayo nako nga usa ka libo, gikuhaan gyud og kinientos gikapnan gyud.

POLIS: Butangeeee.

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