Habak

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April 25, 2011 | 12:00am

ASAWA: (nasuko) ... Teban ... unsa ning nagbitay sa imong kuan ha...habak ba ni?

TEBAN: Dili na habak oy Darling.

ASAWA: Unsa mandiay ni?

TEBAN: Boletas na.

ASAWA: Awwww.

* * *

Zeny

TEBAN: Oy ... naay migawas nga aso sa sulod sa botelya ... usa ka Zeny.

ZENY: Pangayo kamo bisag unsa ihatag nako kay gamhanan ko ... pangayo.

TEBAN: Zeny ... bati kaayo’g nawong ang akong asawa gwapaha siya.

ZENY: Sorry.

TEBAN: Oy, ang Zeny ... mibalik og sulod sa botelya ... di na gyud magwapa ang akong asawa ... bayot.

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Ungo

TEBAN: Ingko Titoy ... ungo tuod ka.

INGKO: Dili oy.

TEBAN: Mitulad lagi ka.

INGKO: Natagak ang akong postiso.

TEBAN: Ngeeeeek.

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