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April 19, 2011 | 12:00am

POLIS: Hoy dakop ni arestado ka.

TEBAN: Ngano man Sir ... unsa may akong sala?

POLIS: Nagdala ka og drugs.

TEBAN: O Sir, paracetamol man ni ... taas kaayo ang akong hilanat.

POLIS: Bayot.

* * *

Sweldo

GOLIAT: Noy Teban ... manager man gyud ka ... dako kaayo kag sweldo.

TEBAN: Dako unta ... pero, wala gyuy kubra kubra sa akong sweldo.

GOLIAT: Ngano man?

TEBAN: Ang ako mang asawa ang mokubra dili man ako.

GOLIAT: Butangeeeee...

BAYOT

BUTANGEEEEE

DAKO

MAN

NAGDALA

NGANO

NOY TEBAN

O SIR

SWELDO

TEBAN

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