Gamhanan

April 10, 2011 | 12:00am

TEBAN:

Tabangi ko Lucifer nga mo guwapo ko unya mabata sad.

SATAN: Pwes...mahimo ko kana... gamhanan gud ta...himuon ko ikaw nga batan-on. Unya guwapo sad, pero ako nang imong kalag mosugot ka ba?

TEBAN: Mosugot ko. Amen.

SATAN: (Sabat sad) Amen.. (Singgit naglagot) Ahh...napaso ko...napaso ko...

TEBAN: Bayottt.

Binisaya

GOLIAT: Noy Teban unsay binisaya sa pusil?

TEBAN: Botyok!

GOLIAT: Unsay Botyok?

TEBAN: Inig buto motuyok.

GOLIAT: Unya. Unsay binisaya sa makinilya (Typewriter)?

TEBAN: Gitawag na og sulatik.

GOLIAT: Unsay sulatik?

TEBAN: Inig sulat motagiktik.

GOLIAT: Toooinggg

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