Migawas

January 6, 2011 | 12:00am

TEBAN: (self) Nanganak na tingali ang akong asawa ... naa na ang midwife ... migawas na sa delivery room ... (sangpit) ... ahh Nurse, unsay migawas.

NURSE: 6,1,2.

TEBAN: Butangi.

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Liwat

GOLIAT: Noy Teban imo ning anak?

TEBAN: O, ako, ngano man?

GOLIAT: Wala man lagi ni maliwat nimo?

TEBAN: Hain man diay ni maliwat ... nimo?

GOLIAT: Prsssss.

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BUTANGI

GOLIAT

LIWAT

MAN

NANGANAK

NOY TEBAN

PRSSSSS

TEBAN

WALA

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