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Banat Kalingawan

Nasira

SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat -

TEBAN: Buanga Goliat. Nasira man ko sa babaye.

GOLIAT: Wala diay ka mogamit og condom Noy?

TEBAN: Unsay condom?

GOLIAT: Condominium gud.

TEBAN: Wala oy pension house ra.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeek.

* * *

Cell phone

GOLIAT: Noy Teban mamista ta sa Pista Senyor, adto ta sa Pasil.

TEBAN: Magdala ta og cell phone Goliat.

GOLIAT: Unsay cell phone.

TEBAN: Cellupin pun-on.

GOLIAT: Unsya.

* * *

Katabang

SIR: Mosulod ka pagka katabang?

LILAY: O Sir.

SIR: Unsay kamauhan nimong trabaho?

LILAY: Linggam Sir ... gusto ka Sir ... sampolan tika.

SIR: Unsa na ni oy.

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Kalendaryo

GOLIAT: Noy Teban nindota aning imong kalendaryo uy.

TEBAN: Nindot unta Goliat ... pero, wala lang magtungod ang numero.

GOLIAT: Bayot.

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BAYOT

BUANGA GOLIAT

GOLIAT

LINGGAM SIR

NOY TEBAN

O SIR.

PISTA SENYOR

TEBAN

WALA

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