Migawas

October 6, 2010 | 12:00am

TEBAN: Ay salamat, nanganak na gyud ang akong asawa naa na ang doktor, migawas na sa delivery room doktor, unsay migawas?

DOKTOR: 946.

TEBAN: Patay.

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GOLIAT: Nganong nagyawyaw ka Noy Teban?

TEBAN: Nagbasol ko Goliat, nganong midagan ko’g kapitan.

GOLIAT: Ngano man diay Noy?

TEBAN: Kada lingi, sobre ... tulisit.

GOLIAT: Unsya.

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