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September 8, 2010 | 12:00am

TEBAN: (angry) Yabag kang asawaha ka ha ... upawan tika.

ASAWA: Mag wig diay ko.

TEBAN: Putlan tika sa tiil.

ASAWA: Mag kratses diay ko.

TEBAN: Putlan tika sa imong lawas.

ASAWA: Mag anananggal diay ko.

TEBAN: Ngeeeeeek.

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Nasakpan

ASAWA: (angry) Sa katapusan nasakpan ta na gyud kang banaha ka uban sa laing babaye.

BANA: O imo diay kong bana.

ASAWA: Ka klaro anang imong nawong.

BANA: Parehas lang ko’g nawong sa imong bana.

ASAWA: Grrrrrr.

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