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June 6, 2010 | 12:00am

GOLIAT: Noy Teban unsa may isangpit anang Kapitan?

TEBAN: Kap.

GOLIAT: Ug kang Gobernador?

TEBAN: Gob.

GOLIAT: Ug Congressman?

TEBAN: Cong.

GOLIAT: Ug Kagawad?

TEBAN: Kag.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeekk

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Kagid

TEBAN: Doktor wala gyud maayo ang akong kagid?

DOKTOR: O, dili ba gihatagan ta man ka og resita?

TEBAN: O lagi Dok wala gyud mawala bisa’g giunsa nako og paghid.

DOKTOR: Unsa may imong gipaghid?

TEBAN: Ang resita.

DOKTOR: Ayyy mabuang ko bayot.

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