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May 29, 2010 | 12:00am

GOLIAT: Unsay, gihunahuna nimo Noy Teban.

TEBAN: Naghunahuna lang ko Goliat nga gusto kong mahimong toilet paper.

GOLIAT: Ngano man Noy?

TEBAN: Kay og mahimo kong toilet paper makaingon na gyud ko nga there is life after death.

GOLIAT: Butangi.

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GOLIAT: Nganong naguol ka man Noy Teban?

TEBAN: Mibalik ang akong uyab Goliat nga aduna nay anak.

GOLIAT: Oh, dili ka pa ana nga dawat ka na lang limpyo.

TEBAN: Unsya.

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