Maid

GOLIAT: Noy Teban unsa may imong gigamit nga gatas?

TEBAN: Milkmaid.

GOLIAT: Unsay milkmaid?

TEBAN: Kay og mahurot ang milk, naa pay maid.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeek.

Lobot

TORIKI: (admire) Teban ugdoha nimog lobot oy.

TEBAN: Unsa Toriki?

TORIKI: Ugdo kaayo kag lobot.

TEBAN: Hee ... dili na akong lobot ... ako nang nawong.

TORIKI: Ngeeeeeeek.