Eleksyon

SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat -

April 16, 2010 | 12:00am

TEBAN: Buanga Goliat guol kaayo's Tatay napildi sa miaging eleksyon ... pwerting nakahilak.

GOLIAT: Ngano man Noy, nga mihilak man.

TEBAN: Wala man siya makabotar niya ... tabla ra ba unta.

GOLIAT: Bayot.

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Hotdog

GOLIAT: Noy Teban ... unsa man nang mga hot dog nga gipangbitay man na?

TEBAN: Bulan na man gud ron sa Hulyo Goliat ... tingbitay na mana sa iro.

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Curfew

TEBAN: Lo, nganong mosupak ka man gyud sa curfew?

LOLO: (nasuko) O, nganong dili man mosupak ha ... dili na ba lang ko nila hatagan sa kagawasan sa pagsuroy.

TEBAN: Patay.

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