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Banat Kalingawan

Driver

SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat -

POLIS: Hoy driver ... lisensya bi dakop ni ... lisensya.

TEBAN: Unsa may akong sala Sir. Hinay ra man ang akong pagpadagan.

POLIS: Ang imong sala. Five kaps.

TEBAN: Unsay five kaps?

POLIS: Lima ang mikapyot.

TEBAN: Patay.

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Multo

GOLIAT: Teban unsa may imong project?

TEBAN: Kana diay Goliat mga multo.

GOLIAT: Unsay multo.

TEBAN: Mao nay akong mga project ... ghost project.

GOLIAT: Bangas ka.

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Conference

TEBAN: Goliat ... pasudlon na mo sa mayor ... magsugod na ang conference.

GOLIAT: Aberto man lagi ang pultahan Teban?

TEBAN: Close door conference man ni.

GOLIAT: Awww.

ABERTO

AWWW

CENTER

GOLIAT

PATAY

SIR. HINAY

TEBAN

UNSA

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