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Banat Kalingawan

Lift

SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat -

LILAY: Goliat, unsay ngalan anang magpataas sa ilong?

GOLIAT: Nose lift.

LILAY: Kanang magpataas sa nawong.

GOLIAT: Face lift.

LILAY: Kanang magpakuha sa tambok?

GOLIAT: Pork lift.

LILAY: Bangas ka.

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Repair

GOLIAT: Brad, ipapilot ko unta ning akong sapatos ... maayo ni dinhi kay repair while you wait.

GORIO: Hulata lang Brad.

GOLIAT: Kanus-a kaha ni mahuman Brad?

GORIO: Mga usa gyud ka semana.

GOLIAT: Butangi.

BRAD

BUTANGI

GOLIAT

HULATA

KANANG

KANUS

LIFT

LILAY

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