Huwes

ABOGADO: When the crime was committed, how did you does?

HUWES: Usba ang pangutana Atty. Bulay-og.

ABOGADO: When the crime was committed, where does you did?

HUWES: When the crime was committed ... How do you do?

ABOGADO: Ngeeeek.

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Lapas

LILAY: Milapas na man Goliat.

GOLIAT: Aw, klaro na kaayo Lilay nagsabak ka na.

LILAY: Dili ang akong binulang sakit ang milapas.

GOLIAT: Unsa man diay.

LILAY: Imong utang ... lapas na kaayo.

GOLIAT: Butangi.