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Banat Kalingawan

Gibaligya

SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat -

GOLIAT: Nganong nasuko ka Noy Teban? Nanghagis man ka.

TEBAN: (nasuko) Akong gipalayas ang akong asawa Goliat ... makalagot kaayo.

GOLIAT: Ngano man Noy?

TEBAN: Tiaw mo na. Gibaligya, ang iyang boto.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeek.

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Kutasan

LILAY: (hangos) I love you Joe.

AMERIKANO: I love you too darling ... ohhh.

LILAY: (kutasan) ... Ohh, tubig, tubig.

AMERIKANO: Ohh no... too small.

LILAY: Bayottt.

AKONG

BAYOTTT

GIBALIGYA

GOLIAT

KUTASAN

NANGHAGIS

NGANO

NGANONG

NGEEEEEK

NOY TEBAN

OHH

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