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Bagyo

January 30, 2010 | 12:00am

GOLIAT: Aniay report gikan sa Pag-asa.

TEBAN: (report) Ang bagyo karon misugod na pagkusokuso ug dagko na kaayo ang mga balud sa kadagatan. Mao nga gihangyo ang mga sakyanan sa kadagatan nga dili lang una mobiyahe sa kadagatan anha lang siya mamasahero sa Colon.

GOLIAT: Unsa na ni oy.

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Mayor

MAYOR: (loud) Kinsay nagpasemento sa karsada.

TEBAN: Ikaw Mayor.

MAYOR: Kinsay nagtukod sa inyong barangay hall?

TEBAN: Ikaw Mayor.

MAYOR: (yawyaw) Hmp baho mang utot ... (singgit) Kinsay nangutot?

TEBAN: Ikaw Mayor.

MAYOR: Unsya.

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