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December 22, 2009 | 12:00am

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GOLIAT: (pakilimos) Limos tawon mo Sir, Mam. Limos tawon mo.

TEBAN: (angry) Hoy gamita nang imong utok ayaw pagpakilimos.

GOLIAT: Gigamit bitaw ni nako ang akong utok Sir mao ning nagpakilimos ko.

TEBAN: Ngeeeeek.

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Selos

TEBAN: (nasuko) Nag-selos gyud ko nimo Lilay ... niay buhok sa imong sinina. Aduna gyud kay laing uyab.

LILAY: Wala tawon Teban oy ... tan-awa lang ug naa bay buhok.

TEBAN: (nasuko) Oyy ... wala na tuoy buhok ang imong sinina. Klaro na gyud kaayo may uyab kang upaw.

LILAY: Bangas ka.

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ADUNA

GIGAMIT

KLARO

LILAY

NGEEEEEK

OYY

SELOS

TEBAN

UTOK

WALA

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