Bulan

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November 29, 2009 | 12:00am

TEBAN: Kun naguol ka man Goliat sud-onga lang kanang bulan kay mawala ang imong kaguol.

GOLIAT: Nganong mawala man Noy Teban.

TEBAN: Naa bitaw na sa kanta nga (sing) bulan pagkatahom mo ang nagasud-ong kanimo daw walay kaguol.

GOLIAT: Butangi.

Nabuta

BIGBOSS: Teban nganong nabuta man ka?

TEBAN: Tungod sa kape Big boss.

BIGBOSS: Makabuta diay nang kape?

TEBAN: Unsaon nga pag-inom nako sa kape ang kutsarita, natusok man sa akong mata.

BIGBOSS: Unsyaaa..

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Sakit

BADOK: Doktor maayo pa kaha ko sa akong sakit.

DOKTOR: Nakadala man kaha kag kwarta.

BADOK: Ngeeeeek.

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