Amang

September 23, 2009 | 12:00am

HUWES: Mosulti ka ba sa matuod ning hukmanan ... gawas sa matuod lamang ... (singka) mosulti ka ba ha .... (singka) nganong dili ka man motingog ... ha?

TEBAN: Amang man ko.

HUWES: Patay.

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Barang

ASAWA: Teban ayaw gyud kalimot nga sa dili pa ko mamatay .... ang akong mga alahas ug kuwarta naa gyud sa bangko ang tanan ... imo na unya to.

TEBAN: Ay salamat miepekto gyud ang barang.

ASAWA: Ngeeeeeek.

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Doktor

TEBAN: Doktor magpatambal unta ko ning akong sakit.

DOKTOR: Yuna dili ba doktor ka man sad?

TEBAN: O lagi doktor.

DOKTOR: Nganong magpatambal ka man nako ha?

TEBAN: Mahal man gud kaayo ko’g pangayo.

DOKTOR: Ngeeeeek.

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Amang

BARANG

DOKTOR

MAN

MOSULTI

NGANONG

NGEEEEEEK

NGEEEEEK

PATAY

TEBAN

YUNA

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