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Banat Kalingawan

Repair

SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat -

TEBAN: Oy, unsa man ni-repair while you wait ... maayo ni da.

GOLIAT: Unsay ato nimo Brad.

TEBAN: Ipa repair ko ning akong nawong ... mahimo ba.

GOLIAT: Ok ra man pero ang problema og maka wait ka ba.

TEBAN: Bangas ka.

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Drugs

LILAY: Nagluya ka man Teban?

TEBAN: Nia koy sakit Lilay hilantan ko.

LILAY: Pag-take og drugs.

TEBAN: Ayaw lang dakpon unya ko.

LILAY: Bayot.

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Kinap

GOLIAT: Hello Teban, kidnaper ni gikidnap namo ang imong asawa ... lukata og usa ka milyon.

TEBAN: Unsay usa ka milyon padad-an ta lang ka og usa ka litrong gasolina.

GOLIAT: Unsay gasolina?

TEBAN: Daubi lang nang akong asawa.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeek.

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Kwarta

BATA: Tay Teban daghan na diay ron tag kwarta.

TEBAN: Nganong nakasulti ka man niana anak.

BATA: Nakadungog man ko Tay nga imong giingnan si Nanay nga nawong kag kwarta nawong kag kwarta daghan na ron tag kwarta Tay.

TEBAN: Butangi.

AYAW

BAYOT

BUTANGI

CENTER

DAUBI

HELLO TEBAN

IPA

TAY TEBAN

TEBAN

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