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SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat -

September 8, 2009 | 12:00am

SIR: Karon Teban gidawat ta na ka isip security guard sa akong balay ... gabii ang imong duty kasabot ka ba.

TEBAN: O Sir.

SIR: Pananglit ron og mo duty ka na sa gabii. Kun makabati ka nga adunay kasikas. Unsay imong buhaton ha.

TEBAN: Aw, momata dayon ko Sir.

SIR: Good. Fire out ka na.

TEBAN: Ngeeeeek.

Athlete’s foot

LILAY: Teban katola sa akong mata oy unsa man ning sakita?

TEBAN: Katol man kaha ang imong mata kuan na athlete’s foot.

LILAY: Ug mokatol ang akong tiil?

TEBAN: Kuan sad na, sore eyes.

LILAY: Bayot.

Parat

TEBAN: Unsay akong sakit Doktor.

DOKTOR: Taas kaayo ka’g sugar Teban.

TEBAN: Daan pa lagi ko hingaon man gud ko’g parat.

DOKTOR: Butangi.

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