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August 7, 2009 | 12:00am

TEBAN: Lipay kaayo ko Goliat ... gitawag nako ang akong uyab gabii.

GOLIAT: Gitubag ka?

TEBAN: O, gitubag ko ingon siya ay hello.

GOLIAT: Bayot.

Prostitute

PARI: Kun madalaga ka na Inday unsay imong gusto ha.

INDAY: Mag prostitute ko Padre.

PARI: (kuyapan) Aghh.

INDAY: Nganong nakuyapan ka man Dre.

PARI: Unsa toy imong gusto og modako ka Inday.

INDAY: Prostitute Dre.

PARI: Ayy, salamat, nako ba’g magprotestante ka.

INDAY: Bayot.

Substitute

TEBAN: Tinood ba ning akong nadunggan Lalay nga ikaw usa ka prostitute.

LILAY: Dili ko prostitute Tay oy kuan lang ko substitute.

TEBAN: Unsay substitute.

LILAY: Puli lang ko sa tinood nga prostitute.

TEBAN: Awwwwww.

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