Awto

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August 1, 2009 | 12:00am

PARE: Pareng Teban bag-o lagi ka’g awto.

TEBAN: Daog ni nako Pre.

PARE: Sa raffle?

TEBAN: Sa hulbot hulbot.

PARE: Unsya.

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Uso

GOLIAT: Noy Teban ilis-ilis ka man og asawa. Gahapon lain karon lain na sad.

TEBAN: Uso na man ron ang disposable.

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Gisagpa

GOLIAT: Gisagpa ka sa imong asawa Noy.

TEBAN: O, Goliat, nasuko lang nga akong gikantahan.

GOLIAT: Unsaman diay imong kanta?

TEBAN: Devil woman.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeek.

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Awto

DAOG

GAHAPON

GISAGPA

GOLIAT

NGEEEEEK

NOY TEBAN

PARENG TEBAN

TEBAN

UNSAMAN

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