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July 16, 2009 | 12:00am

GOLIAT: Pila ka tuig nga nahimong Kapitan sa baryo imong Tatay Noy Teban.

TEBAN: 20 ka tuig Goliat, walay pildi pildi.

GOLIAT: Nganong wala may pildi pildi.

TEBA: Unsaon pagpildi nga kami ra mang duha si Tatay ang nagpuyo sa among baryo.

GOLIAT: Unsyaaa.

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Champion

TEBAN: Ako gyu’y na champion sa bangga sa awit Goliat. Napulo ming contestant.

GOLIAT: Na champion gyud ka Noy.

TEBAN: O kay ang akong kontra, pulos man amang.

GOLIAT: Bayot.

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Poste

TEBAN: Nahibalo ka ba Lilay nga tungod sa kaanindot nakong mokanta ako’y gipadala sa Manila, aron ibangga.

LILAY: Sa awit Teban?

TEBAN: Sa poste.

LILAY: Patay.

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