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July 6, 2009 | 12:00am

TEBAN: Lay... mo check-in ron ta ha... gamit man ko’g viagra.

LILAY: Na, mamatay gyud ka.

TEBAN: Dili man ni makamatay makabuhi man ni og patay.

LILAY: Ngeekkk

Permit

LILAY: (nasuko) Makalagot ning gobiyernoha haskang, makalagot gyud.

TEBAN: Nganong naglagot ka man Lilay?

GOLIAT: Kinsa may dili maglagot nga hasta ang akong baligyang kamunggay pangayoan og Mayors permit.

TEBAN: Ngeeeeeek.

Nakapuga

TEBAN: Jail warden, kumosta ang imong pagbantay sa bilanggoan ha?

GOLIAT: Nothing unusual Sir lima ra ka tawo ang nakapuga walay sobra, walay kulang.

TEBAN: Ngeeeeeek.

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