Magpakamatay

SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat -

June 30, 2009 | 12:00am

LILAY: (hilak) Magpakamatay nalang ko Teban maghikog ko.

TEBAN: Aw, og magpakamatay ka magpakamatay na lang sad ko.

LILAY: Ahh, dili na lang ko magpakamatay magkuyog gihapon ta.

TEBAN: Ngeeeeeek.

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Adlaw

GOLIAT: Noy Teban nganong mosawop man na ang adlaw.

TEBAN: Kay mahadlok nga magabhian.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeek.

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Limos

TEBAN: Nganong ania ka man Goliat?

GOLIAT: Mangayo kong daan nimo og limos Noy Teban.

TEBAN: Unsay limos.

GOLIAT: Hapit naman mamatay si Tatay.

TEBAN: Unsya...

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Magpakamatay

ADLAW

AHH

GOLIAT

HAPIT

MAGPAKAMATAY

MANGAYO

NGANONG

NGEEEEEEK

NOY TEBAN

TEBAN

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