Dili na mag binata

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June 9, 2009 | 12:00am

TEBAN: Abi nimo Goliat dili na gyod ko mag binata.

GOLIAT: Nganong nakasulti ka man ana Noy?

TEBAN: Basta, dili nako mag binata.

GOLIAT: Mag unsa man ka?

TEBAN: Dili na gyud mokatkat og kapayas.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeeek.

Kaliwat

GOLIAT: Tay Teban... Tay.

TEBAN: O ngano anak.

GOLIAT: Tinuod tuod nga aduna tay kaliwat nga 200 kabuok kimpang.

TEBAN: O tinuod na anak.

GOLIAT: Ahh, imposible 200 ka buok ang atong kaliwat nga kimpang.

TEBAN: Tinood lagi na kay ang atong apelyido kimpang man.

GOLIAT: Unsyaaa...

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