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0916-9545436: "Teacher: ano ang sinasabi ng parents ninyo bago kumain? Mag-pray ba? Student: hindi po! Teacher: Eh, ano? Student: Kasi sabi ni Nanay bago kumain ay dahan-dahan sa ulam!"

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0906-9674635: "Good luck to Banat News. Greet ko sa akong ka-textmate diha sa Mandaue nga si Janelyn. Greetings from Jofert sa Galaxy MC."

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0919-4505922: "Hi to my beloved husband named Mikel and my Baby Precious Mikyla. God bless. More power to Banat News. Greetings from your wife Ging2 of brgy. Guadalupe."

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0915-5104629: "Hi to all my friends in Maribago nga sila si Roly, Janjan, Paterno, Ontoy, Dodo gamay ug Dodo dako, Yure, Bobet, Oplok ug Molok. Greetings from Allan."

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