Memorial

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April 24, 2009 | 12:00am

GOLIAT: Noy Teban, unsa may nakalahi aning imong memorial plan?

TEBAN: Kuan ni Goliat...die now pay later.

GOLIAT: Huhh...haaaa

TEBAN: O sige, kamatay na.

GOLIAT: Bayottttt

Ngipon

WOMAN: Gikasubo ko Teban dili ko madawat ang imong gugma.

TEBAN: Ha ngano man Toriki?

WOMAN: Tungod sa kadako sa imong ngipon.

TEBAN: Kita ka pa diay sa akong Tatay!

WOMAN: Ngano man?

TEBAN: Walay ngipon pulos lagos...

WOMAN: Ngeeeeeeek.

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BAYOTTTTT

GIKASUBO

GOLIAT

HUHH

KITA

NGANO

NGEEEEEEEK

NGIPON

NOY TEBAN

TATAY

TEBAN

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